A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rapper from the famous trio, Migos. Also, a cheating ass nigga with like eight different baby mammas.
yo offset a dumbass nigga he be cheating on cardi don't be an offset offset's goatee be looking like a square ball sack
Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in. Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
Rebranding of the word 'exercise', for the type of people that do that kind of thing. It's a 21st century mindset; not exercising to get fit or healthy like most other functioning humans but offsetting the shit lifestyle you already enjoy.
I'm walking to work instead of driving this week because I'm carb offsetting tonights 10 pints.