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PHUCK

People Having Uber Comedy Knowledge

"PHUCK that was funny!"

by GrayMGrayson May 13, 2009

phuck

a homonym to the old school word "fuck" but refers to machine intercourse, instead of genital intercourse. The term is derived from a man named Chris who holds regular discussions called "phuckathons" in Sproul Plaza of UC Berkeley. It's part of an ongoing debate of whether it is better to live in harmony with the earth and someday dying or to live forever in cyberspace as a silicon being.

"Stop phucking your cell phone!"

by Luman October 15, 2007

Phuck

The clean version of FUCK

Aw phuck I forgot to do my homework

by amizzyjr December 05, 2017

phucking

the act of machine intercourse, to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.

by 3.14thagoras July 12, 2008

Phucked

1. Totally and royally screwed. 2. The act of sexual intercourse. Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.

Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!

by jdmjr March 20, 2008

Phuck

One day my f key jammed and I couldn't write anything with the letter f. I solved it by the following post. Uck the letter that is next to letter d on my keyboard is busted. Its ucked! But don't worry ive worked out a way around this and its phucking good! Now most of my friends use it. I find its kind of a ladies way of swearing online!

Phuck that! Im a lady I don't phucking swear. Phuck

by Nat-Nat22 May 22, 2014

Phuck

Stick something sextually into an outlet it can be anything

I just got done phucking with a stick

by Phuck/phucking March 12, 2017