A fork of Rural Dictionary
PYT is an abbreviation for "Pretty Young Thing". This term became well known when Michael Jackson featured a song by that name on his classic album "Thriller". Usually, the term applies to an attractive young woman.
Man, that Karen who works at the ice cream parlor is a major PYT. She is stacked to the max!
Pretty young teens, an acronym used by pedos to trick horny men into watching child porn
Pedo: PYT leaked link Me: reports to fbi
This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used the crapper and you, with a bad case of green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
“That cunt Malcolm left a toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.” “That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”