A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating
/ poopsterbate ... but British.
Why you taking so long in there?
Having a pank. Panking.
the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.
“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”