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Vegetable

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.

Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.

by Not a vegetable. August 17, 2009

Vegetable

an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents

so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!

by jagged rock.com April 04, 2005

Vegetable

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.

Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.

by Gyjggihhmm August 12, 2017

Vegetable

1. A type of plant that can be consumed. Vegetables contain many nutrients and vitamins.
2. A derogatory term for a disabled person.

1. Oranges have vitamin C, so remember to eat one to stay healthy.
2. What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

by The Latino Sandal June 12, 2018

Vegetable

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.

You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.

by rpfeff November 19, 2003

Vegetable

Definition 1: A food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

Definition 2: A retard

Mother: Now, now Jack, eat your vegetables!
Jack: Aw, but I don't wanna!!!

Guy 1: Man, you're a VEGETABLE!
Guy 2: DON'T EAT ME O.O

by Iceshimmer_Of_ShadowClan February 20, 2013