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Pittmaned

1. One who dones dosen't know what they're doing

2. An idiot

3. A moron

4. A feeling dealing with being mentally gone

1. I Pittmaned in front of the class

2. Don't pull a Pittman

3 Dude last night I was so Pittmaned

by dswilkie January 14, 2011

Pittman

When you go to eat out a girl vagina and somehow manage to end up eating her butthole instead.

Yo, josh was so drunk last night, he pulled a pittman on gina!

by SPHSPARTAY November 10, 2010

pittman

n. A person who has a fetish for armpit order and/or hair.

Hayden loved European women because he was such a pittman.

by "K" Dog May 21, 2005

pittman

(v) to leave a friendly engagement very early due to the influence of time, patience, or other participants.

Rob was upset that the kids at the park weren't going to share the basketball court, so he pittmanned out of there and went home in tears.

by brad the great June 27, 2005

harrison pittman

Very good looking man, has a 8 pack, can bench 480, GPA is 5, plays table tenis D4

Oh ya harrison pittman, did I ask.

by Harrison Pittman October 18, 2020

Pittman surprise

The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!

I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!

by Heat seeker September 06, 2021

The Pittman Maneuver

The art of , during a threesum keeping the men's nuggets from touching during the act . Performed by either the woman or other .

Man , we just had a threesum and our nuggets never slapped . She performed the best The Pittman Maneuver ever !

by Kris Martin March 27, 2022