A fork of Rural Dictionary
Onomatopoeia; the sound a pair of testicles makes when smacking against a female body during intercourse.
"I was balls deep in this girl and I couldn't stop hearing the plack plack plack of my balls hitting her"
to be cool, have swagg, and do your own thing
dang shawty is placked
Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.
"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"
"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"
Placking Crew 4 lyf
v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing - or slacking.
Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.
Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.
Used for expressing sheer excitement or joy.
Sha-plack-ow! I just won $100 on this lottery scratch off ticket!
To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict