Country Dictionary

Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder) Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.

John you Planker!

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

a person that flys radio controlled air planes

That Bob guy is such a nice planker.

without a general plan or direction, aimless. In most Verizon cellular phones, "plankers" will appear when trying to text the word "planless" in T9 word.

After I got ditched at the gay bar, I was totally plankers. Beers, y'all.

a person who performs planking

What a planker on that statue!

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.