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Poleaxed

to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.

Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Poleaxed

the term used for drinking way too much and getting completely FUCKED!

Guy 1:lolz yeah Lachies passed out, looking over the toilet already.. and its fucking 10:30 pm

Guy 2:Hahahaha

Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!

by Belrial August 07, 2008

poleaxed

Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.

After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.

by Cate B November 25, 2007

poleaxe

This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked

after slaughtering the contents of the beer Keg, he was totally pole-axed...

by JiF October 15, 2003

poleaxe

To own completely and totally. Usually involves violence.

Does not necessarily involve medieval weaponry.

The next person who calls me Con-Con gets poleaxed!

by GawdSauce May 04, 2008

poleaxed

A condition that occurs after drinking your own bodyweight in vodka and ending up going home with a polish guy you never met before

Emma: Jesus! You look terrible! And where the hell were you last night?

Becca: Drank vodka redbulls for almost 10 hours after work yesterday, ended up at my lucky pub and woke up this morning with an Eastern European plumber somewhere in Tottenham...

Emma: Poleaxed?

Becca: Totally...

by beccajw October 21, 2007

Poleax

On the American frontier, a woodworker began at the source of his material - the tree. He made his own lumber from scratch with two axes: a poleax to fell the tree and make rough kerfs in the log, and a broadax to slice away wood between kerfs and square the sides. The poleax has a straight handle and a head weighing about 4 1/2 pounds, while the broadax has a curved handle (to keep knuckles from being skinned on wood) and a heavier head.

The housewright used a poleax to fell the trees for his cabin.

by ratiugmad7 December 18, 2009