Country Dictionary

This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked

after slaughtering the contents of the beer Keg, he was totally pole-axed...

To own completely and totally. Usually involves violence.

Does not necessarily involve medieval weaponry.

The next person who calls me Con-Con gets poleaxed!

just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.

My girl finally let me take a walk up her bournville alley,but i poleaxed her for makeing me wait.

to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.

Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.

Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.

After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.

the term used for drinking way too much and getting completely FUCKED!

Guy 1:lolz yeah Lachies passed out, looking over the toilet already.. and its fucking 10:30 pm

Guy 2:Hahahaha

Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!

A condition that occurs after drinking your own bodyweight in vodka and ending up going home with a polish guy you never met before

Emma: Jesus! You look terrible! And where the hell were you last night?

Becca: Drank vodka redbulls for almost 10 hours after work yesterday, ended up at my lucky pub and woke up this morning with an Eastern European plumber somewhere in Tottenham...

Emma: Poleaxed?

Becca: Totally...