Country Dictionary

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

A slut that is very fat!!!

That poontank looks like you sister!

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer 2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

Poontank: Variation of poontang relating to size of lady. A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.

That poontank had you in her sights, how did you get away!?!

A whore, that is a slut

get away form me poontank!

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally

WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.

The female sexual apparatus

I saw Suzy and filled up yher poontank