A fork of Rural Dictionary
A medium-small dog that is the product of a Pug and a Beagle. Usually tan with a black nose and black around the eyes. They can have long bodies or short, long snouts or short. Most look more like a Beagle with a wrinkly face. Tempermentally they are stubborn and hard to walk because they are always following a scent like a bloodhound. They love to play and are a bit hard to train, but they are very sweet-natured and intelligent dogs. Not a designer dog anymore, now they are inexpensive and considered more like cute mutts.
The dog named Arafat in the movie "I Love You Man" is a puggle.
A cross between a Pug and a Beagle. Beagles are high energy scent hounds developed to have very high tracking instincts. A pug is a dog that has a punched in nose providing it with a very poor sense of smell and can only run for a limited amount of time before it has to rest because it can not breathe as easily as a dog with a "normal" nose. Thanks to this smart mix "puggles" are usually very frustrated dogs and have been commonly known to die of affixation due to being unable to breathe properly while they were running and playing.
Jim: What is that snorting noise?
Bob: I believe it's coming from that puggle dog.
Jim: Man why is that dog acting so frustrated?
Bob: Cause some idiot just bred it to make money!
A horrible rotten k9 "Breed" who has been created to fill the pockets of bored yuppies, and puppy mill owners. These poor creatures are laden with sever health problems and sold for thousands. Puggles are ugly, stupid, stubborn and commonly overweight because they are owned by people who don't know anything about dog care. Puggles and other mixed breeds are responsible for the in pound deaths of millions of shelter dogs every year. Puggles are a good example of people taking a large runny bowl movement on nature and putting a price tag on it. Their fad is however on the down hill as more and more shelters are filling up with them. Puggles can be described visually as the body of a large rat with the head of ET grafted onto it. A dumb fad dog for dumb bored people.
Daddy, I know the pitbull puppy in the pound is a sweetheart who will make a great dog, and I know they'll kill him if no one adopts him; but I want a puggle and thats final!
Typically found in and around the West Village and Chelsea in New York City, they are the girls that want to be Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. Most guys can't figure out why these girls want to be her since she has a foot for a face and acts like a fashion-obsessed, money grubbing whore.
I was getting off the subway at the 14th Street Station when these Puggle stepped on my Chucks with her gladiator sandal while her designer dog was barking from her huge, Prada purse.