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Puncher

To go on a puncher: Leave an institution of study or learning such as a library to avoid the act of study or learning.

I was on a puncher for two hours. Take a puncher! punch puncher

by An Múinteoir Cliste November 21, 2009

puncher

(n) short for donkey puncher

that guy is such a puncher

by chirs March 29, 2005

Nacho Puncher

An old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his ass kicked. Aka Rocky

I went to the fight last night and saw a Nacho Puncher. It got ugly.

by bearsnake September 12, 2013

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

Super Puncher

A super puncher is one who is the ultimate cowboy, such as Dale Brisby, The Super Puncher is Colton Priest.

That there is a super puncher.

by Diego PHD in Fuckery April 26, 2019

baby puncher

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.

"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!" "TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"

by gomer_the_sissy September 29, 2010

muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 05, 2014