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Puppetmaster

A puppetmaster is someone who controls puppets, or tools.

Puppetmaster: I am the puppetmaster.

Tools: Yes, puppetmaster!

by pseudo bear August 30, 2009

Puppetmaster

when a dude is getting a blowjob from a naked chick, he fingers her ass and has her say whatever he wants.

dude: so i was getting blown by this skank, and since she was on the rag, i started to finger her ass. When she took my dick out of her mouth, she goes "yea... i could see us dating."

friend: baaa ha haha... and you thought you were some kind of Puppetmaster!

by P3ski March 20, 2009

puppetmaster

A person who is in control of one's self and indirectly controls the outcome of a situation despite being attacked verbally or physically by another.

Coined by trainer Frank Matrisciano when teaching pro athletes and other stars undergoing mental and physical training

Dude, I thought Griffin was going to beat the s!@#% out of that guy that flipped him but somehow he held off. What a puppetmaster!

As used by ESPN commentator Luke Winn when discussing OU basketball player Blake Griffin's role after being flipped, elbowed, hit, and bloodied but maintaining composure without retaliation. Thus, instead of being the "puppet" he was the "puppet master" over his rivals.

by gstaad3 March 26, 2009

puppetmaster

a gynecologist;
a sexual deviant who attempts to fondle another in the same fashion in which a puppeteer would maneuver a puppet.

After missing her period consecutively, Sarah begrudgingly made an appointment with the puppetmaster;

"Dude... did you see on the news? Some old puppetmaster has been sneaking into the girls' dorms at night and waiting for them in the shower."

by nezy2049 October 26, 2008

puppetmaster

One who masturbates frequently, to the point of being nearly constant. Closely related to the term "playing puppet" which means, "to masturbate".

Nice forearms puppetmaster.

by Tip McMahon January 26, 2006

Puppetmaster

To have many “friends” with benefits or “sex puppets”

Mikey is the puppetmaster, we fuck all his girl friends

by Thesster September 20, 2021