A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.
"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"
1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics. 2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent ) 3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18) 4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song) 5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly 6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate 7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY 8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music 9. Keith Sweats rival 10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18. NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.
A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex. Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.
Verb: The act of pee'ing on someone
Quick guys John is r. kellying Josh!