A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym used in the military: "Retired On Active Duty." Describes personnel approaching retirement, where they show up for duty but do little more than run down the clock to their retirement day.
Major Payne is ROAD. I can't get any help from him. I understand he's retiring soon, but he still needs to do his job until his official last day of duty.
The road is where white lines let cars drive safely, and where drivers have a mutual agreement to not play bumper cars.
"Hey dude, I'm going to go buy some groceries. I'm driving my car, wanna come with me on the road?
"Ok"