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A woman who goes to a bar, gets really wasted, and meets some sleazy dude, and because she's wasted she thinks they have a great rapport, and she goes home with him and has sex with him, and wakes up confused, defiled, and ashamed.
Man, check out that Rappaport over there. I'm moving in, before the douchebag to her left gets her first.
The act/art of punching someone in the the throat, similar to the way in which Michael Rappaport will punch you in the throat if you meet him.
Guy: "All I did was say 'hi,' and he punched me right in the throat."
Different Guy: "You got rappaported, m'boy."
Guy: "-Guess so... ow."
When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.
Heads or tails?
Tails.
*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.
Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.
WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?
A Jason Rappaport is a pile of reeking stinky garbage formed together to look like a slimy, smarmy douchebag of a man. DO NOT TRUST HIM OR LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.
Girl, I just got this great new job! Hope the owner is not a Jason Rappaport.
A wild coworker who always has outrageous stories and questions
"Tim is being such a Rick Rappaport today. He asked me if I knew what a gay pineapple was."
Don't say it if you don't know it. Banana rappaport
Banana rappaport don't say it if you don't know it bro!