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razor blades

A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.

Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004

razor blades

The intense burning feeling you get during urination after you've blown so many loads that you canna' blow no more son

Primo: "Were you ok when you got home last night? You were sooo drunk, lucky my sister was able to give you a lift" Secundo: "I don't remember man but I had the worst razor blades when I woke up this morning"

by dividius May 08, 2011

Razor Blade

The icon of Emos. Their main item of suicide. They slit their wrists with it.

"IM EMO!" "Go get a razor blade."

by Inanimate May 30, 2007

razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

by billy bats June 07, 2006

Razor blade Tuesday

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and suck that comes "the day after, the day after" a weekend of partying, particularly when using MDMA or ecstacy.

Friend: "I hate my life and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is cheating on me." Other friend: "Oh, no, what's wrong, we had such an amazing weekend?!" Sensible friend: "Relax, it's just razor blade Tuesday."

by hyraxe June 26, 2012

Shitting Razor Blades

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food

"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades

by Hwanathan November 18, 2006

razor blade romance

A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm. Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.

Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it." Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."

by Emiiily October 27, 2007