Country Dictionary

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Reindeer

Amazing creatures that pull Santa's sleigh. Reindeer and caribou are the same species but different subspecies, so like cousins. Reindeer are smaller and live in different areas than caribou. They are also semi-domesticated, unlike wild caribou. Reindeer and caribou are the only part of the deer family where both male and female grow antlers, which are also shed every year. One unique thing about reindeer are their clicking tendons. You know the poem "Up on the housetop, click, click, click," the clicks are the reindeer's tendons, not their hooves. This is a unique trait that allows reindeer to find each other in a blizzard. And speaking of cold weather these animals are made for it. They have two layers of fur, the outer coat is hollow fur, which helps them fly and swim across rivers. Another thing that helps them swim and have traction on the snowy tundra is their hooves. They are wide split in the middle, creating two halves. They act as snowshoes in the deep snow and help the reindeer have traction on slippery ice. And although they aren't as tall as your average cow or horse, they can pull! No wonder Santa picked such wonderful animals to pull his sleigh!

The gigantic reindeer herd roamed across the frozen tundra, each taking turns dipping in the icy water to get to the other side.

by reindeerlvrgurl February 19, 2018

Reindeer

A gay moose.

Santa has 7 Reindeer.

by Linc Is Brown June 10, 2021

Reindeer

A slang term referring to a police car with large, antler like protrusions coming from the top of the vehicle.

Driver: " Fuck i've got a reindeer on my ass." Onlooker: " Damn... fuckin' reindeer got another one."

by Spendeezy January 26, 2010

Reindeering

The same as 'Reindeer Gaming,' the act of putting other peoples reindeer in sexual positions without their permission as some sort of joke.

Yo, we're going reindeering tonight! My neighbors just bought a bunch of christmas decorations. These holidays are gonna be X Rated

by asdfasdfasdfasdfadfadsfadfasdf December 26, 2009

reindeer

Slang originated and spoken in St. Louis, made famous by Nelly of the St. Lunatics. A lady with a large behind. Big, thick, booty.

"is that yo ass or yo mama half reindeer" {Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly}

by Chanooziller April 10, 2008

reindeer

An animal that pulls Santa's sleigh.

Look at those reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh!

by Mrs. Claus August 26, 2006

reindeer

noun. 1. a large assed woman 2. not good

Pickle flavored ice cream is reindeer. That woman is a reindeer.

by alfonso May 04, 2004