A fork of Rural Dictionary
To describe a man masturbating
"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."
Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.
yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.
another phrase for having to move your bowels
Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages
To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.
Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.
to poop. especially in the woods.
release the chocolate hostages! Now!
To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.
Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.
Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.