A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.) When one partner shits on a glass table while the other person sits under the table to watch.
I didn't remember about tonight's dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.
n. one who enjoys cuddling up to hairy or furry things
"If Jane's not a carpetmuncher, she's at least a fuzznuzzler."
(n.) a woman of ill repute; dirty whore
That filthy skank is one mean poodiatch!
a person with one eye that at any time could explode.
"Oh, shit! I think i'm going Miranda Smith!"