A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate symbol of friendship. The rubber duck symbolizes the strong bind two friends have that will may never be broken and will remain strong through the test of time.
Our friendship is like a rubber duck, it cant be sunken.
A wank with rubber gloves on
After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck
When "fisting" goes wrong. Usually resulting in the fist becoming stuck in the anus of a partner or one's self.
Troy and I had to go to the E.R. after we fell victim to a rubber duck.
Wearing a condom while having sex.
You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!
From the Greek Word "rubbus ducktus" meaning "to glaze over ice" A being of supreme snow riding ability, skis, snowboards, dimensional lumber, the backs of two grizzly bears.... you name it, he can ride it down a mountain.... FAST!!!!
"Rubber Duck, do you copy? We're at the mountain house gonna burn down skeeeewwwie!!" NOT, oh there goes Rubber Duck rubber ducking his snowballs all over the place.
A crusty lump of drugs left in the bottom of a bathtub that has been used for making drugs.
"The rubber duck will fuck you up"
1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.
"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."