A fork of Rural Dictionary
A typical Father/Male. Meaning: complete assholes. They are total jerks, fags that like to wank themselves at night, moaning to the sound of a grandmas sleeping. They love to make their kids unhappy, suicidal, and just plain ashamed of their own fathers. They pillow boys. They have no dick, because they are homos'.
"Look at that Shitball over there, he thinks that nobody sees him pissing behind that tree." "DAMN! He has no penis! Thats what you call a Shitball."
explitive; explaining great frustration or fright
As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".
A low-life loser; degenerate.
What a shitball! He killed his family!
A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
An exlamation one cries out when they REALLY screw up.
On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store. "Oh, shitballs!" She cried.
Slang term used in the incident of getting fucked, to say when one is going to get in trouble.
"Oh shitballs, I didn't know that was your sandwich."
General statement of amazement or disgust.
"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?" or; "Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."