Country Dictionary

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SMES

Social Media Entitlement Syndrome. Characterized by: 1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media. 2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks. 3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream. 4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t. 5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.

"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.

by rperazag June 27, 2010

SMES

Shoot me execution style

“I have a test today and I didn’t even study for it, SMES”

by Smackthegnat November 21, 2019

sme

Subject matter expert (frequently used in business, originally heard at AT&T). Original meaning was the person who was knowledgably about the subject, has now become a somewhat pejorative term for someone who just knows the facts but has no power to make a decision. (Sometimes confused with/pronounced like shmo).

(Original use:) Check with SME to find out how to get the service provisioned. (Current use:) He will not be able to get anything changed, he is just the SME.

by kbar1 May 11, 2007

sme

a lazy way of saying same (on text)

person 1: how was your day person 2:good u person 1: sme

by TutiFrutiVACban November 13, 2018

SME

those fuckers that copyright claim videos on YouTube after you used 3 seconds of a copyrighted song. they also like to block videos in a lot of countries sometimes. stands for Sony music entertainment

person #1: hey man did you see my new YouTube video? person #2: no, it says SME blocked it in my country person #1: SHIT

by pixel3user June 29, 2023

sme

Shorter version of 'same'.

Guy 1: I don't wanna go school today. Guy 2: sme.

by keuripastu April 12, 2022

sme

sme;Sme's;Smeed pronounced (Shmee) 1)A moronic and/or lethargic poser or goon.2)a harmless fill in for an abusive term when authority is present.

1)"OH man check out homie lazin around, what a sme" 2)"He whipped out his piece and I was like what the (at the sight of a teacher) sme"

by MK-HIZZLE September 24, 2007