A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.
Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro
To intentionally handball a would-be goal from the net.
Yo, did you guys see that striker suarez that ball away?
(n) a "heroic" asshole who ended the dreams of an African continent with his hands in a world cup match
(v) to ruin someone's hopes and dreams by getting desperate after having a bad day
Yesterday after getting fired I Suarezed and got extra fines for shitting on my boss's desk
'SUAREZ' means
(Verb). a. To viciously and proactively inhibit or halt the progress of a person, an establishment or a nation.
(b). To act in a way that is deliberate and intentional, though spontaneous, yet calculated to frustrate the advancement of an adversary.
(Noun). a. A state of being where all your efforts are visibly and overtly being frustrated and impeded.
(Adverb) Describing a frustrated state of mind where force is directed, deliberately and intentionally. e.g. The Uruguayan SUAREZedly prevented the ball from entering the post.
(Verb) The team's opportunity to score was SUAREZed by a member of the opposing team.
(noun)I am in a state of SUAREZ, please don't stress me further.
(Adverb)The Uruguayan SUAREZedly prevented the ball from crossing the line.
(n) person as wise as he is witty, Suarez' have the gift of the silver tongue able to talk themselves out of a murder charge. Extremely dedicated to anything they do, Suarez' excel in taking the lead while waiting for no one. Highly skilled in coordinative activities like music and video games Suarez' enjoy relaxing with friends and family alike.
Player 1: "Did you just get 360 no-scoped?"
Player 2: "Sigh...yea he completely Suarezed me."