A fork of Rural Dictionary
'Scooting Under the Influence'
To be caught riding your scooter (a Macro scooter, if you will) whilst under the influence of alcohol. Scientific inquests have shown that enjoyment levels augment by at least 150% whilst scooting under the influence, whilst death rates rise accordingly.
The most famous recipient of an SUI is the ficticious John "J.D" Dorian, from Scrubs.
Lad 1: "Fellas, i got an SUI- sweet"
Lad 2: "Buy this guy a pint"
Shopping under the influence, generally done during the holiday season to make the whole experience more tolerable. Men especially partake in this practice on December 24th.
"Dude go shopping with me." "No way - i'm not going anywhere near a mall this time of year." "Come on - we'll do it SUI style. It'll be fun!"
Acronym for sailing under the influence.
That Greek Orthodox Person (GOP) has her Facebook profile picture set to the one of her drinking on a boat. SUI much?