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Santaphobia

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

by GoSanta! December 24, 2009

santaphobia

You are scared of being raped by santa while he is breaking into your home. XD

Mom, I think I have santaphobia. :(