A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lesbian that came out of the closet at the age of 36 but she has a husband and 2 children. She is a porn actor who had to replace a fluffer because she couldn’t show up that day. She was an alcoholic at the age of 23 and used to be a massage therapist.
Sarsha: Dear Husband, I am Gay
Husband: Ummm…
If I’m a bitch then I’m the baddest bitch
Sarsha is a clown
If I’m a bitch then I’m the baddest bitch - Sarsha
Ur a clown - me
to stand infront of the mirror
for hours on end and come out
looking exactly the same.
Alyce: wheres ashleigh; we need to leave.
Sharn: oh shes still gettin ready.
(Ashleigh comes out 1 hour later; ready to go to safeway)
Alyce: damn shes pulled a sarsha on us.