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1. To eat something really quickly.

2. To throw your arms around someones neck and hang...
OPTIONAL: Say scarf in a high pitched gay voice.

Did you see Luca scarfing down that dick last night? What a gaylord fag.

SCARF!!!!!!

When an uncircumcised male has his foreskin rolled back under the head of the penis for an extended period of time thus sitting on the 'neck' of the penis and acting as a scarf.

Jake was the only uncircumcised guy in the room so he made up for it by scarfing.

When you penetrate your sink hole with a thin spounge for pleasure. Typically done on Sundays.

"Hey dude, r u comin to church Sunday"

"Nah I feel like scarfing whilst my parents are out"

Having anal sex until it hurts.

I was scarfing that girl all last night, now she is sore.

To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.

Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!

Past tense of to pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

His plate is empty, he must to have scarfed his food down.

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!