Country Dictionary

To quickly steal

I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

Beyond awesome and extremely badass

That's so schloop, it's ridiculous!

The act of placing a uncircumcised penis over the shaft of a regular penis and jacking of the two together with the foreskin on the uncircumcised penis. Also referred to as "docking"

Hey dude, do you know of any Mexican buddies that we can schloop with?

(n.) To hella creep on someone. It can also be used any way, as long as it has a negative connotation. It really is the perfect word, not only does it sound cool, but it sounds creepy which makes it perfect to use! It also rolls off the tongue easily.

Alternatives:
(v) Schloopin
(n) Schlooper

That guy hella schlooped on me, he won't leave me alone.
Wow, what a schloop!
I was sitting there, then he schlooped up my chair when I left.
He is such a schloop.

A circular, curvaceous blob. Can also be used as a verb: schlooping.

Origin: Jewish painter

I like the shape the of those schloops.

The texture is schlooping.