Country Dictionary

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

a fine noise

schlorp

Ranboo is the founder of this word:when you consume a lolsquid(liquid solid)

I just schlorped some soup

The act of consuming soup

"I schlorped some soup"
"Toby is schlorping some soup"
"I am going to schlorp soup"

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!