A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.
(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.
(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”
Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”
A person who is sketchy or makes people uncomfortable.
“That was really scooty of you”
“That guy is actually really scooty”
When you absolutely PWN someone and you can point and laugh saying "SCOOTIES"... Whilst waving your right hand shortly next to your shoulder.
Double Kill...
SCOOTIESSSS, Meh
Adjective ; First used at the edge of time itself to describe the fabric of existence. Calling something "scooty" meaning something that shouldn't be messed with.
Synonyms: "Sus" | "a bit fucky" | "not up to par" | "just all around scooty, seriously stay away from that shit" | etc.
"It's just a little scooty, don't FUCK with it."
A child that is between the stages of crawling and walking. This usually results in scooting around on the floor. These youngsters may earn the nickname of Scootie.
Scootie is the best little sister ever. I can't wait until she can play with me.