Country Dictionary

Scooz

|Skoōz| The act of stimulating a girl's genitalia in a public area or social situation with many people around and remaining unobserved.

Bill: I totally scoozed that girl last night at the fondue party.
Andie: Really? How did we not notice?
Bill: You were drunk.

Scooz

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is acting a fool, or someone who is quite the goober. Someone who is being a general nuisance.

Jerry: *drops cup of McDonalds coffee in Bill’s brand new 1994 Mazda Miata*
Bill: “God damnit Jerry you fuckin Scooz”

scooze

Individual who dates people half their age to feel younger; person who enjoys eating butt

That guy is a total scooze

Scooz' Beef

A phrase used instead of

a) Do you have a tin of tomato's?
b) Can I steal your wife and put her head in a bag?
or c) Do you have any spare change I can steal?

Scooz' Beef" "No I'm sorry I don't have a tin of tomato's, a wife, or any spare change.

Scooze Me

What you say to someone when you want to get fucked in the ass with a strap on.

Bernda: Hey Jury, scooze me.

Jury: Bernda, I didn't know you were ready

Bernda: I was born ready! I'm a rebel child!

Scoozing

Snoozing, sliding, and scooting combined.

“This guy is literally scoozing rn”