A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a swimmer's goggles fall off in a race, and they have to swim with their goggles in their mouth.
Poor Sara got a sea biscuit when she was swimming the 100 fly.
sea biscuit was a fast horse and is a type of rythem of sex
oh man i rode your mom like sea biscuit
When a girls hair is all messed up.
"Damn that girls hair is all seabiscuit."
An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.
Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?
Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.
the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float
" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."
When a group of salor go diveing and find 2 hobnobs then jizz in between them to make a sort of custard cream, is a delecasy among seamen.
Jimmy: Have you got any of those special Sea-biscuits
Bob: Yes fresh this afternoon.
A sea-biscuit was when sailors in the early 1700's would find dead rats on the boats they sailed in, came in their chests and boiled them in the soup.
Unbeknownst to Katie she gobbled down a thick sea-biscuit.