Country Dictionary

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky. I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.

Think crowbars and pain.

"imma shank yo ass' "If you try that with me again, I'll give you a good shanking."

A mix of shagging and spanking.

Dude, Me and Katie were shanking all night !

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here. Shank my josh man.

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.