Country Dictionary

A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.

Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.

Boogers that cut the inside of the nose causing it to bleed.

My sharples were so bad I had to see a doctor.

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

The act of getting completely wasted from the effects of over pouring alcohol.

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof

Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"