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a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.

Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

The act of getting completely wasted from the effects of over pouring alcohol.

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof

Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car

Boogers that cut the inside of the nose causing it to bleed.

My sharples were so bad I had to see a doctor.

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"