A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting fucked incredibly good
Her: I wanna get my shit rocked tonight Him: I’m gonna rock your shit
a tiny piece of shit left in the toilet that wasn't flushed with the rest, usually an unpleasant surprise.
Bob: Hey Dan, you left a shit rock in the toilet again.
To be inebriated beyond consciousness.
I got shit rocked at Jon's. That dude is shit rocked for sure!
A small peice of dried shit, typicaly found behind the litter box or a large peice of furniture.
I was moveing the couch and I found some shit rocks from the damn cat.
Gotta crap so bad fells like ur shitting rocks.
Holy mother of Jesus!!!!!, Bobby shits rocks!!!
Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.
The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.
When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.
Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up. Shit