A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much. One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.
Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere. After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know. It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.
A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton
I have a shit ton of goats!
A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.
Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.
A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something
That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton
An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.
Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.
A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton. Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage: That guy must weigh a shit-ton. Good Usage: I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes. -or- A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.