A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1: Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down." Scoontie: "No." Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!" Ex.2: Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep" Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem. (1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.
(1): !nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs. RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah (2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT (3) i: RoBIN 53.05: pish RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here (3) ii: ¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone? Timmah: outside Timmah: to wank over the stars
To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.
A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.
Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.
1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration. 2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!