A fork of Rural Dictionary
A toy that were at least somewhat ok when they first came out but now they suck and are called real littles
Girl 1: Real Littles are so cool
Girl 2: You mean Shopkins?
Girl 1: Shop what?
Girl 2: 😑
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: Those are called Shopkins, plus, why do they look like that? They're so ugly now
The toy that girls go crazy about.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!A SHOPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE MY 9000th ONE!
Annoying expensive toy, children mostly girls got batshit crazy over them
Girl 1: I got some new shopkins!
Girl 2:AHHHHHHHH! LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE!!!
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The shopkin definition is self-explanatory – no example required
Ahh....the shopkin phase. This phase takes place in young, usually female, children--typically in the age range from 6 to 9 (no 69 joke intended). The phase is where these young children become obsessed with shopkins, a small and creepy collectible toy that is in the shape of an object you can buy at a store, like the milk your dad is still getting.
Later on these same kids remember this phase and would do anything to forget it (see italic letters).
Don't ask me how I know this
Homo sapien friend: Oh my god remember the shopkin phase.
Homo sapien 2: No
Homo sapien 2: My mind is clear thanks to the society of the blind eye
Homo sapien friend: Correct my friend.