A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun.
A Boat
German card game
Bulgarian TV Channel
Skat River - River in Bulgaria
Danish Tax Office
Adj.
Someone who recieves sexual gratification from faeces
Danish:- literally "treasure" (or "tax"), but a common term of endearment similar to "honey" or "my pet".
'G'morgen skat' 'Jeg elsker dig, skat'
–noun
1. the sexual fetish of having someone defecate into ones mouth
2. slang word referring to act of leaving an area immediately
3. a card game for three players
4. a Scottish slang word referring to a beer
5. an A capella voice optical one sings with their own expressed rhythm
"I don't want to talk about poop because they're going to think I'm interested in skat, and I'm not!"
Skat is the term used for all fecal matter. Skat games involve using fecal matter in a sexual gradificational way not limiting to just the mouth but the entire body.
Although water sportsare fun, I don't do skat games cuz I don't want to get any peanuts stuck in my belly button.
Skat- A slutty or skanky type of girl with no class, and that is very awkard in social situations with her sluttiness.
Did you see Denise tonight, Yea what a skat.
The art of taking a shit on someone as an aphrodisiac, which is a delicate act that requires a lot of finesse.
At the homecoming dinner, megan exclaimed, "I skat in your nostrils last night!"
"I skat?"
Though "skat singing" is popular in jazz culture, "skat" by itself is the past-tense word for the verb "skeet." In essence, it means "ejaculated."
"Dude I skat all over her face without even warning her!"
Verb used to describe the act of taking a dump on a persons chest for pleasure.
Christ I love skatting on your sister dude.