A fork of Rural Dictionary
nounA car with no roof and a bald person driving it.
Woman 1: Hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it. Woman 2: Oh no - not another slaptop.
A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.
Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..
Slang for a laptop computer with hella good slaps on it. This is the laptop that you use when throwing a party at the crib. Slaps+laptop=slaptop
Lets put on some music! Sure, let me hook up my slaptop