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Small Penis

A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".

Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."

by Prince Myst December 20, 2007

Small Penis

What You Have.

ayy girl i have a small penis

by el ohssa June 21, 2017

Small Penis

Deagan Martinovic

Deagan has a very small penis

by Cocomelon007 May 15, 2022

Small Penis

A penis of 4 inches or less. And by this, a 4.5 inch penis is still tiny. It provokes a girl to laugh right in your face and never call you again. Even though you may be a teen, it should not be small.

HAHA look at this guy's penis. Even though he is 15, it still is small! What a Small Penis

by Wonderfulperson May 26, 2013

Small Penis

A very small penis like Haygen Bakers penis from TCMS

A kid at my school named Haygen Baker ate a small penis last night

Small Penis

What you have.

You have a small penis, #SmallPenisHours.

by dckgfplyefvw June 10, 2019

small penis

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.

Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.

by AmyK92 October 23, 2010