Country Dictionary

One who commits nasty acts in favour of himself.

'You're a Smythy character.' 'Don't be a Smythe.' 'Stop Smything it!' 'Can I have 20p for the bus? Fuck off you Smythy bastard.' 'You ordering a pint of Smythe?' 'You've been Smything it recently.' 'You're a Smythy piece of work.' 'You Smythed it with that bird, mate.'

To sell someone into sexual slavery; To pimp someone out for profit; To exploit innocent women; To engage in international sex trafficking.

"Man, if that bitch doesn't straighten up, I'm gonna Smythe her!"

When "that guy" comes over a few times a week, surreptitiously drinks all of your beer, then just as quietly as he came--he leaves. He/she also never actually buys or brings any beer of their own.

"Hey tito, where did all of the coronas go??--I just bought a whole case." "I don't know, I think I saw ronathon drinking some earlier but now he's gone!?" "Dammit, that asshole just smythed me again!!"

To make big plans but not follow through with them

Kieran was going to go to stay in Australia for a year but he smythed out after 2 weeks

Another way to write the name "Smith", with the silly notion that it actually makes the person with the name seem more unique, when they really aren't.

Joe Smyth?
It's prenounced SMITH, but spelled with a "y".
Why?

To be a gay cunt. To suck doodle or just do gay shit.

Jason smyth is a gay cunt

A unit of linear measure equal to one metre

Hopefully the snow coverage stays less than half a smythe's length (0.5m)