A fork of Rural Dictionary
To make an incorrect statement, and when another person corrects you, you can shout “chomp 20p”. The person then owes you a chomp chocolate bar which costs 20p.
Reece: “I cant believe england won the world cup” Robbie: “They only got to the semi-finals!” Reece:”Chomp 20p!!!”
The fluctuating dilation of the anus after a traumatic event, that makes it reflect the differing sizes of the British 50 pence and 20 pence coins (both coins are hexagonal).
Phone conversation. Friend: "What's up man?" Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit." Friend: "Woah, nightmare!" Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."
A term used whilst drunk, to ask for a game of Blackjack. Normally said: "Get your 20ps oooouuutttttt"
Person one "Get your 20ps out" Person two "I'll deal"
this is when your friend has had sexual inter course in a public toilet
yo have you heard about that 20p leak