A fork of Rural Dictionary
The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?
A person who sneezes and attempts to block the sneeze and the pressure caused by this blocking makes the person in question fart
Thomas Johnston is a Sneeze Fart
This is when you sneeze into another mans anus hole and then farting In his mouth
"Please Fart sneeze on me Rick"
if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode
it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.
A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.