Country Dictionary

The act of sneaking into someone's house and having sex with their mother.

Tom: hey marc what did you do this weekend?
Marc: oh you know, I went snerping at Mary's house.

A Sneeze and a burp occurring at the same time.

"Did you just Snerp, Simon?

A bitchy person

Ex. Don’t be a snerp

Ex. Becky is such a snerp she stole my weed

During sex, the penis slips from the vagina to the pooper.

Cobar's cawk snerp'd

for one who's nipples blare out of ones silk pyjamas unobstructedly.

Emily, you snerp! your nipples are blaring again!

A word used to replace any other word, most commonly a swear. Can also be spelled snurp, but I think that looks weird.

"You snerping snerp! Snerp you!"

A racial term for a white person. Often used in reference to the stereo-typical whitey, one of white collar blowjobs who think they are in control of everything.

God damn snerps are trying to take over the world!!!