Country Dictionary

During sex, the penis slips from the vagina to the pooper.

Cobar's cawk snerp'd

A racial term for a white person. Often used in reference to the stereo-typical whitey, one of white collar blowjobs who think they are in control of everything.

God damn snerps are trying to take over the world!!!

for someone to be a snerp, they must be compressed in a fabric covering, unable to move and be held inside of someones house, usually held by the person at all time

Alex "Black Ops" Mason: Woods?

Frank "Call of Duty" Woods: Yeah?
Alex "Black Ops" Mason: The Vietcong are snerping our agents.
Frank "Call of Duty" Woods: Holy Shit
*Helicopter flies by*

A Sneeze and a burp occurring at the same time.

"Did you just Snerp, Simon?

The act of sneaking into someone's house and having sex with their mother.

Tom: hey marc what did you do this weekend?
Marc: oh you know, I went snerping at Mary's house.

A bitchy person

Ex. Don’t be a snerp

Ex. Becky is such a snerp she stole my weed

for one who's nipples blare out of ones silk pyjamas unobstructedly.

Emily, you snerp! your nipples are blaring again!