A fork of Rural Dictionary
Splush: That rush of love or desire for your significant other or crush. Not to be confused with a physical erection.
Splushing: spending a huge amount of love energy or desire randomly. Not to be confused with a physical erection.
Boy: sends text “BABE I F****** LOVE YOU”
Girl: “are you splushing right now”
Boy: “I SAID I F****** LOVE YOU”
Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.
The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.
I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!
The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.
Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.